What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Fiddler on the Hoof!
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's the holiest insect?
Where does the president keep his razor?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call a singing rodent?