Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?