Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?