Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Because freedom rings.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Where do ants go to eat?