What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
Why are winter days great?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
How can you farm during the winter?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?