How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
When do cows get tired?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?