What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's the most determined bird?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?