Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What fish sings the best?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What vegetables do librarians like?