Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Where does money love to go shopping?