What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?