What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
A gold mine.
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the frog starve?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?