What type of pasta helps you relax?
Spa-ghetti.
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?