What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How do you get straight A's?