What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
How do bears keep cool?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?