What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.