What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Where do colds go on vacation?