What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?