Which animal will never go bald?
A hare.
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why was the cat so small?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Where does cheese invest its money?