Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Because it was really foul.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the turkey join the band?