Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?