What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What game do mice love to play?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?