How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is the coolest country?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?