What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?