Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
How do you organize a space party?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How do you grill cheese?