What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What car always breaks the rules?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?