How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a ring.
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?