What do you call a retired cowboy?
De-ranged.
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?