What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow.
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
When do astronauts eat?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?