What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did March say to the madness?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?