What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
A smarty pants.
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?