Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?