What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
A where-wolf.
Why do kittens know so much about church?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?