What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Pump-kin pie.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?