What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Pump-kin pie.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What is a table you can eat?