What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
A swearwolf!
Why is summer always sad?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?