Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the calf play in the school band?