What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?