Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Judy Garland.
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What does a dog say before eating?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do nosey peppers do?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?