What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why was the bud so shy?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What's the loudest sport?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do fish do at parades?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?