What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
You have a vowel movement.
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?