What do you call an artistic dog?
A real paw-casso.
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?