What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Spider silk.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?