What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on!
What did the salad say to its dad?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?