What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Roost beef.
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did the sick chicken say?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What kind of dog loves to eat?