What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What was the first animal in space?