What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How do bears keep cool?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How long will dinner be?
How do billboards talk?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the pig go to the casino?