What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What car can't keep a secret?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do trees keep as a pet?