Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it "soots" him.
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Where do hands go on vacation?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?