What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Bluegrass.
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What game do mice love to play?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?