What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do Scottish toads play?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?