What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Which bird would make a great farmer?