What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Airball.
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?